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Ok technically we're the only newspaper still operating in sunnydale. So our headquarters are located at the bottom of a huge crater....on the brightside, it lessened our competition. Rain, shine, or city devouring freak earthquakes - The Sunnydale Times keeps on going. (Kinda like that little bunny.)

>>Gossip<<
Hi ok the name's Sam ill be the gossip...err..person for this site.This is a spanking new site...with loads of cool stuff..as if you didn't know that and so now all that's left to do is actually gossip and talk.
Ok the first thing i wanna talk about is whut the hell is up with all the BtVS sites saying there's one slayer..one chosen one.When in fact there's two...and they say that Buffy is THE chosen one when really she's not...Faith is.Buffy died the first time..Kendra was called..Dru killed Kendra..Faith was called and that's why when Buffy died for the second time another slayer wasn't called.Also im tired of everyone dissing Faith i mean if i were her i wudda done the same thing, cos let's face it..Buffy isn't the greatest person to be around...and neither are Red and Harris when they're worshipping the ground their 'slayer' walks on, besides..as Anya pointed out...buffy's powers were handed to her on a silver platter and as i'd like to point out..Faith's weren't it's obvious she came from a horrible family and well..i think she's the better slayer.The Chosen One.

>>Jebus!<<
This is the first week of Jebus, and so id like to point out exactly who Jebus is.
Jebus is a crackwhore...he lives in a box in New York City and he came from Timbuktu.Now i know that by the way im calling Jebus a him yer thinking he's male...when he's not...nobody actually knows whut the hell he is...so lets call him a memale..or maybe a fale..whichever you prefer
Jebus has two kids..one named Master Bater and one named Master Betty...there is no proof whut gender they be so take yer guess.Jebus is a widow..his crackwhore died by a cocaine overdose.Sad..yet True.

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